9: Veni-Moo at Mac n Wild (£11.50)
Voted the UK’s best burger in 2016, Scottish restaurant Mac n Wild’s Veni-Moo burger is a marvellous, melting thing of beauty that sees a beef and venison patty piled on top of one another and oozing with gooey cheese, creamy béarnaise, and caramelised onions.
It’s not the kind of thing you can eat daintily, just roll your sleeves up and get lost in its meaty joy. If you’re feeling really dirty then pair it with a side of haggis mac n cheese but be prepared for the carb coma afterwards…