“I came to look for new stock but we ended up just talking about Fleabag.”
“I don’t really like whisky that tastes like whisky.”
“Your 1973 is the best whisky I’ve ever tried.”
“Thanks! I’ll tell my grandad.”
“Are those books behind you real? I want to stroke them”
“I don’t even know what day it is anymore” – *a hardworking exhibitor*